Once again we come to the middle of the week. Hump day! However, according to the old Mickey Mouse Club, Wednesday is “Anything Can Happen Day,” So I declare today is “Hump Anything Day!”
What kind of bread do you eat on Wednesday? Hump-ernickel.
Why don’t they have Drivers Ed on Wednesday in the Middle East? It wears out the camel.
Prison is the only place Hump Day is never celebrated.